I just arrived in Bonn for the weekend. The whole flight was dominated by an army of London wide boys on their way to a booze-up in Cologne. Or maybe a football related thing. They are certainly not here for the Cologne Cathedral.
They were a rowdy bunch. Waheeeys and Raaarrrghs a-plenty. A number of them congregated with Budweisers in hand by a seat in the middle of the plane. It was like a Pub huddle in Soho - but in midair. They ignored the crew and the seat belt alerts. The din was immense.
Just when I thought they couldn't tick another cliche for the English lout abroad, they went and did a conga as they exited the plane on arrival.
Oh God.

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